Start the shower water.
Steaming up the bathroom.
Get in for my morning ritual.
Wash my face.
Reach for the shampoo.
Where is it?
Oh, look.
The conditioner is missing too.
Quentin must have used it.
No, that does not make any sense.
He does not have any hair.
He never uses the shampoo.
It must be by the jacuzzi tub.
Get out of the shower.
Search the tub area.
No luck.
Get a towel.
Race to other bathroom.
Ah ha, there it is.
Safe and sound in the other bathroom.
Borrowed my shampoo and conditioner.
and did not return it.
You would think it was Paul Mitchell or something,
instead of Sauve!
It's because your hair always looks so awesome!
ReplyDeleteI know!!! I have awesome hair and for a lot less!!!
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